BSV media arm, CoinGeek, has decided to sue the Soon Times after they released some new pieces exclusively on BSV and CoinGeek that attracted a larger audience than usual.
Kurt Wuckert Jr, Chief BSV historian, was the first CoinGeek employee to lay eyes on the debacle. He shouted "Communists!" into his computer screen and gave the CoinGeek team a call.
After some initial suggestions on how to tackle the situation, CEO Calvin Ayre chimed in, explaining that it was most likely former Bitcoin dev Greg Maxwell, calling him a troll.
The last person to notify was Dr. Craig Wright, supposed inventor of Bitcoin, NFTs, and 1000 other technological creations made by others. Once he got the Slack notification, he couldn't hold back.
When asked about the lawsuit, the Soon Times stated:
"Sometimes we have a hard time writing stories since CoinGeek already does great satire to begin with."
⚠️ This article is satire